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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:24

Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Why is there so much evil in the world?
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Colts will induct Jim Irsay into their Ring of Honor in Week One - NBC Sports
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the recommended frequency for using a red light therapy device for skin?
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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