What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

A reinvigorated push for nuclear power in space - SpaceNews

share office space ...

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the recommended frequency for using a red light therapy device for skin?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

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